Site launched

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Today is the official launch of TwistedJenius.com. Now 1,000 years of darkness shale cover the earth.

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One year down, 999 to go.

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There's only 998 years of darkness left.

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A thousand years is a really long time, 997 left.

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The darkening shall continue for another 996 years.

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It is now 0.1% darker than it was the previous year. Just 995 years more.

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The subtle darkening will proceed for another 994 years.

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Soon the darkness will have accumulated enough to be in the visible spectrum; another 993 years to go.

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Did I mention that it would be getting darker for the next 992 years? Because it will.

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You probably still haven't noticed the darkness yet, but trust me it's there and will be for another 991 years.

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The darkness is increasing at such a gradual rate that your eyes have adjusted to it; but that will just make it more devious during the next 990 years.

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The darkness is only available for the next 989 years at participating locations. And everywhere must participate!

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If you are a photon, beware! For soon you will be completely absorbed. And by "soon" I mean over the next 988 years.

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Darkness. Darkness. Darkness. Darkness. Have you ever said a word so many times that it starts to sound weird and lose its meaning? Well too bad! For the darkness will continue for another 987 years.

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Do you see something out of the corner of your eye? That's not a floater, that is the darkness! And it will only get stronger over the coming 986 years.