Twisted Jenius Sayings

TwistedJenius.com: Entertainment created by villains, for villains.

TwistedJenius.com: Powered by darkness itself.
TwistedJenius.com: The downfall of civilization, straight to your desktop.
TwistedJenius.com: We're not really bad, just misunderstood.
TwistedJenius.com: Buy any product and get a sociopathic attitude free.
TwistedJenius.com: Who needs sanity anyway?
TwistedJenius.com: Corrupting the world one youngster at a time.
TwistedJenius.com: The only site where a mutated mosquito acknowledges you as a person.
TwistedJenius.com: Where's your god now?
TwistedJenius.com: Going way beyond unnecessary.
TwistedJenius.com: [Insert morally reprehensible comment here.]
TwistedJenius.com: Finally, sleazy advertising that's not aimed at soccer moms.
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TwistedJenius.com: We'll match any competitor's evil, guaranteed!
TwistedJenius.com: We corrupt and entertain!
TwistedJenius.com: Not your parent's evil entertainment site.
TwistedJenius.com: Well, at least it's better then kiddie porn.
TwistedJenius.com: Relax; we laugh maniacally after all of our business transactions.
TwistedJenius.com: On the favorites list of many of the great state institutions.
TwistedJenius.com: Just blame society.
TwistedJenius.com: Pissing off the Christian right and the bleeding heart left, simultaneously.
TwistedJenius.com: You have every reason to be afraid.
TwistedJenius.com: Keeping PC exorcists in business.
TwistedJenius.com: Making people think a little too much.
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TwistedJenius.com: We're the kind of site your parents warned you about.
TwistedJenius.com: The best possible use of communication technology.
TwistedJenius.com: Fear our content!
TwistedJenius.com: Today the internet, tomorrow life itself.
TwistedJenius.com: Man, we love our jobs.
TwistedJenius.com: One of the few places where people skills are a negative.
TwistedJenius.com: And they said a brain in a straitjacket was crazy...
TwistedJenius.com: It's the best revenge.
TwistedJenius.com: Making knowledge frightening again.
TwistedJenius.com: Why does the server have a doomsday command?
TwistedJenius.com: Our cybernetic cuttlefish are creating new content as we speak.
TwistedJenius.com: Forget everything you thought you knew about mass media corruption.
TwistedJenius.com: Apathy is our passion.
TwistedJenius.com: The site that's just not quite right.
TwistedJenius.com: It can never be undone.
TwistedJenius.com: The pain will subside, the scars will last.
TwistedJenius.com: Don't click that you fool, you'll kill us all!
TwistedJenius.com: No... we're not joking.
TwistedJenius.com: eviL free!
TwistedJenius.com: Ominous, isn't it?
TwistedJenius.com: Dun Dun Dunnnn...
TwistedJenius.com: We were evil before it was cool.
TwistedJenius.com: Better to reign here, than serve at other sites.
TwistedJenius.com: Cooler than Mr. Cain's shades.
TwistedJenius.com: Made to sell out; 80's style.
TwistedJenius.com: Tortus Indoles
TwistedJenius.com: As was prophesied in the Necronomicon (can't prove it wasn't!).
TwistedJenius.com: There are no hidden satanic messages on this site (they're all obvious).
TwistedJenius.com: You will never find a more wretched hive of...
TwistedJenius.com: Doing unto others, before they do unto us.
TwistedJenius.com: Well of course it's just all about the money!
TwistedJenius.com: You can't rush genius, twisted or otherwise.
TwistedJenius.com: Doing evil right (as in correct, not right)!
TwistedJenius.com: Give genocide a chance.
TwistedJenius.com: Fun-for-Prophet!
TwistedJenius.com: Our evil-universe double is "WholesomeStupidity.org".
TwistedJenius.com: Any site can just educate, but we re-educate!
TwistedJenius.com: The inevitable result of free enterprise.
TwistedJenius.com: Because you shouldn't have to settle for a lesser evil.
TwistedJenius.com: I want my TwistedJenius.com!
TwistedJenius.com: Because the giant mosquito said so.
TwistedJenius.com: A wacky, cartoon coating; with a dark, hideous center.
TwistedJenius.com: Our company mascot devoured your company mascot.
TwistedJenius.com: Best viewed on a cold night, beneath a full moon.