Sell Out Vault 10

A Blog about Villainy, Entertainment and Shameless Self Promotion.

Conquering Your Fear-

Hello minions! Tonight we have another villainous video that provides some simple tips and tactics for overcoming your everyday fears and anxieties and becoming a more powerful and effective version of you. After all, conquering your own fear is one of the first steps to becoming more terrifying yourself. And for more general observations on the topic of fear, check out this classic Evil Rant I did about it a number of years ago (damn, I've been into this stuff for awhile) - Evil Rant: Fear


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Happy Holidays! -

Happy holidays! Here's another group of dark motivational messages and villainous wisdom clips, collected here for your viewing pleasure. Forbidden knowledge is the gift that keeps on giving (well that and sentient, self replicating A.I.)

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12th Anniversary-

Twisted Jenius is 12 years old this month, and for your viewing pleasure we have a montage of villainous wisdom and dark knowledge for you. Enjoy!

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Interview with Ari Bach-

Here's an in-depth discussion I had with my friend and Twisted Jenius contributor, the brilliant writer/director Ari Bach! We talk about his film Jealous Gods, his creative process and the future of filmmaking and where entertainment is going. Enjoy!

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How to be Happy-

Here's 11 practical tactics for increasing your happiness, that you can use regardless of what's happening in your life. I packed a lot of information into this one, because I wanted to provide a great source for you to find a number of different techniques for happiness, all in the same place. I also tried to include a lot of the psychology behind it, so you can use that as well and understand why these things work the way they do and give you a foundation to build off of.

I'm not sure that there's any skill more worthwhile than learning to be happier. We can all really learn something from the Happy Piranha!

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Twisted Jenius is 11 years old today!-

It's October 1st, the 11th anniversary of the founding of Twisted Jenius. The winds of change continue to blow, our diabolical growth and sinister evilution progresses. Cool things are coming this year...

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R.I.P. First Computer-

Tonight we give a eulogy for a machine. Here is Old Dell's info:

Processor: Pentium 4 - 1.6 GHz
RAM: 256MB
Video Card: GeForce 2 Ti
Hard Drive: 40 GB
With dial-up modem, 3.5-inch floppy dish drive. Purchased in mid 2002; used as a server from early 2008 until early 2012.

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How to Be a Villain Book-

In this first episode of False Prophet's book club, we look at the sheer motivational awesomeness that is Neil Zawacki's 'How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!' as well as its companion book 'The Villain's Guide to Better Living'.

So you've decided to be evil (Wayback Machine)

How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!

The Villain's Guide to Better Living

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Will the Venom movie suck?-

We discuss the upcoming Venom movie that Sony has set to release in 2018, explore possibilities of what it might be about, and whether it will turn out well or not.

History Of Venom

Truth in Journalism (short film about venom)

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The Millennial King-

Ari Bach, friend of the site and creator of The Snail Factory, has released a new book called The Millennial King. Written to be a myth for modern times, it's an extremely funny and inspirational medieval fantasy tale. But it's also more than that, it's both scathing social satire and commentary, that explores many of the widespread pessimistic attitudes towards the younger generations in our society. It's designed to be a hero story for a generation that has never had these types of heroes to represent them. It addresses issues such as finding one's purpose and place in the world, and coming into one's own. It's very imaginative, poignant and ultimately satisfying. A quest to discover what is worth questing after.

If you enjoy the kind of humor that is featured on Ari's popular Tumblr blog Facts I Just Made Up, you should definitely check out The Millennial King. Ari Bach is also the author of the Valhalla trilogy, an epic action/science fiction series.

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