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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["Twisted Jenius Logo" Poster -- $12.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?30"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/30_58_tjlogo.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;Twisted Jenius Logo&quot; Poster" title="&quot;Twisted Jenius Logo&quot; Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>Twisty, the brain in the strait jacket, mascot of Twisted Jenius and symbolic representation of intelligence gone terribly wrong. Genius is unforgivable in the eyes of mediocrity and anything which falls too far from the pathetic standards of the mainstream may be considered “insane”. To some, the act of social or psychological deviation itself could be considered evil. Show your contempt for such shortsighted ignorance by displaying this original Twisted Jenius poster on the wall of your lair. One glance should make it perfectly clear what you are and where you’re coming from.</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["Twisted Jenius Sayings" Poster -- $14.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?29"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/29_57_tjsayings.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;Twisted Jenius Sayings&quot; Poster" title="&quot;Twisted Jenius Sayings&quot; Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>You may have noticed that many of the pages on this site have interesting comments on the bottom of them. Now you can own an entire list of current Twisted Jenius sayings which are found on this site. Whether funny or disturbing, these entertaining slogans will add a certain shadow of darkness to any lair and will help to bring out the inner villain in you.</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["The law of the jungle doesnt end at the tree line" Version 2 Poster -- $14.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?28"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/28_56_jungle2.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;The law of the jungle doesnt end at the tree line&quot; Version 2 Poster" title="&quot;The law of the jungle doesnt end at the tree line&quot; Version 2 Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>Survival of the fittest is still alive and well, even within our “civilized societies”. Let all who enter your lair know that the safe, polite world, in which they believe that they live; is only a smoke screen for the deep predatory tendencies which still exist. Displaying this poster, in our “Predator or Victim” series, should help to give everyone who sees it a major reality check.</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["Modern Day Moriarty" Poster -- $14.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?27"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/27_55_modernday.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;Modern Day Moriarty&quot; Poster" title="&quot;Modern Day Moriarty&quot; Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>It’s important to know where we came from and to have our idols. This original poster from Twisted Jenius pays homage to the infamous nemesis of Sherlock Holmes, the “Napoleon of crime” and one of the worlds’s first, widely recognized super villains. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle helped to set the bar for villainy; it’s up to each of us to raise it.</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["My heroes have always been Villains" Poster -- $14.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?26"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/26_54_villains.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;My heroes have always been Villains&quot; Poster" title="&quot;My heroes have always been Villains&quot; Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>Sick and tired of having to cover your walls with heroes? Such extremely pro-villain merchandise is rare, but now you can honor the character types that you’re truly fond of, while making a striking statement about which side you’re on. With this original poster from Twisted Jenius on your wall, there will be no doubt has to who you’d want to see win!</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["The law of the jungle doesnt end at the tree line" Poster -- $14.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?25"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/25_53_jungle.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;The law of the jungle doesnt end at the tree line&quot; Poster" title="&quot;The law of the jungle doesnt end at the tree line&quot; Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>Survival of the fittest is still alive and well, even within our “civilized societies”. Let all who enter your lair know that the safe, polite world, in which they believe that they live; is only a smoke screen for the deep predatory tendencies which still exist. Displaying this poster, in our “Predator or Victim” series, should help to give everyone who sees it a major reality check.</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["Where do I see myself in 5 years?" Poster -- $14.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?24"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/24_52_5years.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;Where do I see myself in 5 years?&quot; Poster" title="&quot;Where do I see myself in 5 years?&quot; Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>Ambition is the key to success. This poster on your wall will serve as an excellent reminder of where you’re headed. It will also remind others to use caution when dealing with a future dark overlord of humanity, such as yourself.</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["I Choose Knowledge" Poster -- $14.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?23"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/23_51_knowledge.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;I Choose Knowledge&quot; Poster" title="&quot;I Choose Knowledge&quot; Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>One has to wonder about god’s motivation in making forbidden fruit so damned sweet. We all know how important intelligence is. By displaying this original Twisted Jenius poster, you can take a stand against stupidity, and encourage all of the fools out there to try taking a bite!</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA["Be as a shark among sheep" Poster -- $14.97]]></title>
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            <td align="center" valign="top"><a href="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/products.php?22"><img src="http://www.twistedjenius.com/store/images/products/product_info/22_50_shark.jpg" border="0" alt="&quot;Be as a shark among sheep&quot; Poster" title="&quot;Be as a shark among sheep&quot; Poster" /></a></td>
            <td valign="top"><SPAN style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>Ah, the pleasures of conformity. Following the herd, doing what’s expected of you, mindlessly bobbing along on the tides of fate. There’s no way that plan could ever backfire, right? Show all who enter your lair what the food chain is really about, by displaying this original Twisted Jenius poster. They’ll be sure to get the message.</SPAN></SPAN></td>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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